Смешное видео.Смеялась до слёз!
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"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." A. Einstein
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"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." A. Einstein
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Смешные детки
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Вот тоже видео смешное, пока смотрел со стула упал...
http://depositfiles.com/files/wu39eywyr
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А нельзя ссылку кинуть где можно посмотреть не скачивая.
Не доверяю я туристам с одним сообщением.

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Re: Смешное видео.Смеялась до слёз!
Samirka
я посмотрел, ничего интересного там нету
я посмотрел, ничего интересного там нету
Information wants to be FREE!
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Zman, а я так и думала 
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." A. Einstein
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Zman, спасибо, поржал
скоординированно ребята работают 
Ушел с форума, т.к. переехал жить в другую
страну.
страну.
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Самые классные шутки у японцев! Это одно из моих любимых видео! 
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." A. Einstein
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Бедный Никита ) 
MALAYSIA BOLEH! 
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
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Ай ванна маня. Гив ми маня,ай флай авей райт нау.
Я валяюсь!!!

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Поле чудес (стишок)
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ведущий не сдержался и ржёт над гостями
(ужас!не могу остановиться!)
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"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." A. Einstein
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Главный признак таланта - это когда человек знает, чего он хочет!
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Re: Смешное видео.Смеялась до слёз!
Пара видео как панда и собака убежали из клеток
Умные твари, однако 
http://video.yandex.ru/users/haifa-lesnik/view/13/
http://ua.repka.tv/video/34476/
http://video.yandex.ru/users/haifa-lesnik/view/13/
http://ua.repka.tv/video/34476/
Ушел с форума, т.к. переехал жить в другую
страну.
страну.
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я в шоке....собака по сетке лазает...

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Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the
next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800
to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her
$800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was
that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,'
the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,
'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But as he
changes gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologizes 'Sorry sister
but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might
miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me
first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone 'Me next! Me
next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of
my life.' Poof! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the
manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after
lunch'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The
eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there..
Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the
next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800
to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her
$800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was
that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,'
the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,
'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But as he
changes gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologizes 'Sorry sister
but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might
miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me
first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone 'Me next! Me
next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of
my life.' Poof! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the
manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after
lunch'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The
eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and
found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there..
Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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Dan hilang - Segala semua harapanku
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Dan bila ku cuba bukakan mataku
Dan hilang - Segala rupa yang telah ku bayang
Dan hilang - Segala rasa yang telah ku rasa
Dan hilang - Segala semua harapanku
Dan hilang - Cerita indah dalam tidurku
http://azizaholga.livejournal.com/
Dan hilang - Segala rupa yang telah ku bayang
Dan hilang - Segala rasa yang telah ku rasa
Dan hilang - Segala semua harapanku
Dan hilang - Cerita indah dalam tidurku
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