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Once upon a time, in a land so far away.....

there was a little boy named Ivan and...

his big sister, Veronica who is...

drug dealer for local gangsters ( )

Once she decided to buy a large amount of cocaine for fifty grand and went to her dealer's place..

but then her old n sick dad called n asked her to come n see him ...

she didn't want to visit that old dick with the money and kept going to the place to buy dope..

and then she got there to place full of drugs n bad ppl...

she saw an undercover police officer..

who suspected her to be a kidnapped daughter of..

...Malaysian Sultan. He was desperately looking for her since she was 10.

and was to be engaged with one of his rich friends

...who was a secret service agent 007, called ...

James bin Muhamad Haji and was..

retarded idiot but considered himself a true James Bond.

So he forgot about his so called love, and decided to arrest his ex-fiancee because he found out that she was drug addict. Her father was afraid that it could break a scandal in such a noble family, and decided to....

legalize drugs and take life easy..

Uraaaaa! and that time her country desided change name on ,,Second Netherlands ,, !!!)))